Scientific Evidence That Says Angel Luv's Asset isn't Real

Few things are as different and unique to each individual as human anatomy: Your hands are your hands, your ears, as similar as they are to someone else’s, are uniquely yours.

Lola Monroe, aka, video model Angela Lola Luv’s buttocks is scientifically freakish: It doesn’t look right. It’s bulbous without the support of a fleshy back.

To help you with the visual, we’ve contrasted her back with former Destiny Chillen Kelly Rowland. Now, notice how Kelly’s is all proportional within God’s plan? Now, look at Angel’s … the Devil’s work indeed.

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Now, black women are known to have some ample waist flair but Angel’s is crazy. Is it real, or a gift? We’re willing to bet that the gluteus has been bioengineered in some way. Now, in what way we can’t say. But consider a few facts about the organ she’s so famous for.

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As Wikepedia so elegantly puts it “It arises from the posterior gluteal line of the ilium, and the rough portion of bone including the crest, immediately above and behind it; from the posterior surface of the lower part of the sacrum and the side of the coccyx; from the aponeurosis of the erector spinae (lumbodorsal fascia), the sacrotuberous ligament, and the fascia covering the gluteus medius (gluteal aponeurosis).

The fibers are directed obliquely downward and lateralward;

* those forming the lower and larger portion of the muscle, together with the superficial fibers of the lower portion, end in a thick tendinous lamina, which passes across the greater trochanter, and is inserted into the iliotibial band of the fascia lata;
* the deeper fibers of the lower portion of the muscle are inserted into the gluteal tuberosity between the vastus lateralis and adductor magnus.”
So, you see? It can’t possibly be hers.

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