Dissecting 'Tiny and Toya': About Dat Nose
August 11, 2009 No Comments
Don’t get it twisted, we love “Tiny and Toya,” but in the short time the duo have graced my TV screen I have come to see the main feature of the reality show.
And it is Tiny’s nose.
Now, Tiny has a beautiful nose, don’t get me wrong. I love a good honker.
It’s just that it has come to embody the whole show.
Not since the high-flying Chicago Bull days of Scottie Pippen has a nose so gloriously shined in a superstar tandem.
When Tiny is talking, and they do those confessional closeups (as they do err 5 minutes), well, Tiny’s nose takes on a life of its own.
Toya on the other hand is tossed in the background, resorting to saving her Mama from the street life (a often redriven theme done by Keyshia Cole, and even Mario).
But Tiny’s nose?
The star of the show.
