Barbie: Kid Doctor
September 17, 2009 No Comments
Barbie is no longer assigned the menial task of being a plastic sex kitten for the masses. Her makers, Mattel, have stepped up her game and Barbie has a back story now: She’s a kid doctor.
Wouldn’t you know, the Woman Everybody Wants to Be graduated from high school with honors and got accepted to Princeton.
However, she wanted a more organic collegiate experience and chose (gasp) to go to an HBCU. (Ken went himself went to Grambling State in Louisiana, where he got a cheerleader impregnated and is now the manager at Kroger).
Barbie went to North Carolina A&T and pledged AKA and is now happily married to a stock broker. From Compton. Life is funny, aint it?
(How’s that for a back story?)
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