Hey Tyra, Meat us Half-Way

In the wake of a nmodel’s Photoshop disaster from clothier Ralph Laure last month, there’s only one way to stop young girls who aspire to be models from trying to look anorexic: Tyra Banks must gorge herself on a whole rump roast on her show.
Banks, who’s known to stand her ground when it comes to the hefty-weight issue, should allow herself to be chained to a dinner table, handcuffed to a chair and some choice, black angus should be placed before her.
At the beginning of the show, they should weigh her; at the end of the show they should her.
Girls will then be able to see a “model chick” eating and enjoying a meal without them feeling there’s something wrong with it.
Who’s with me?

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